But sure and check out our discount waterpipe section by the front door. We've got reduced prices on select items.  This quintet below should give you something to sing about ranging from $25 - $40. There's even a glow-in-the-dark! 

These thick, heavy Monster Bongs are left over from Halloween - reduced 20% for quick clearance. Were $125 - now $100. Get these creepy suckers out of here! They bother me...

Our discount prices on pipes are tougher to beat than a pitbull with a Malboro!  If you're getting your pipes anywhere but Gangsters of Glass you're barking up the wrong tree. And check out our pipe bargain bins for even more discounts. Every dog has its day...and today's the day!

"Bring the car around, Jeeves. We're going to Gangsters of Glass!"